Fling poo.
Hey. Want to snuggle? Or maybe we disappointed you? You didn't like the show? Want to be a guest? Can't find your car keys? Your house smells like bacon but you haven't cooked bacon in ten months and you don't know what to do? Haunted by spirits? You have "leaky bottom"? Sometimes, when no one is looking, you pull those really long boogers out of your nose (the ones that feel like they are connected to you brain) and make a face like you are being sexually gratified? Want to chat? You know what to do.